"These people have been blocking our main gate for about an hour now. The crowd is increasing.
Wetin happen?
The man took aunty out to "Me-Lounge" last night, bought drinks worth N10,000, took her home where they had a "good time".
This morning he drops her off with a token of N1000 as appreciation.
Na there the wahala start.
The babe said the N1000 he gave her "came as a shock on her"."Uncle, ordinary 1k? U no dey see my top, my shoes? D 1k ain't even enough to take her back to her base in PH"
Just like that o, uncle started ranting and vibrating: "That's all I have for you as "appreciation"
He claims he didn't even "do" because he had asthmatic attack after flipping-on the "raincoat"
Aunty is saying her money is N20k and that's the cheapest she charges - (Ahhh, see oil money! So the business is that lucrative?)
She'll not leave his car until he pays in full - 20k cash, says she's from AKSU and she doesn't care cos nobody knows her face here. She must collect her pay.
So we are here begging her to collect the 3k (Uncle has reluctantly added an extra 2k).
Others are blaming the Uncle, asking him to add "something" to it.
If you can make it here quick, please come to main gate and Coman join a begging group.
Group A thinks the babe should just collect the 3k.
Group B thinks the man should add something to it.
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