A Kenyan family has put up their youngest son for marriage via a poster that has been shared widely on social media
However, the poster claims that the family resorted to this whole poster palaver after it appeared that their son was taking too long to get a suitor
A poster that has been shared thousands of times on social media is an advertisement from a desperate Kikuyu family.
See post below...
See post below...
They have offered their last born son, Gift Mirie Mwaura- an ex-Daystar graduate for marriage to anyone who is willing to take him for marriage.
"To any willing female suitors ready and open to a long-term relationship, we have waited too long," the poster reads in part.
The applicants should have inborn swag- which is essentially, an admirable millennial sense of style. Anyone who is willing to take the man who is popularly known as Gift should also know at least 12 Kikuyu words.
The woman who will also become the wife will also be required to switch to an American accent anytime when she is speaking to the guy's twaddle of American friends. In addition to these qualifications, the applicant should be willing to spend one hour in the bathroom, every day.
The shower time will be only five minutes while the rest 55 minutes will be dedicated to grooming hair. Interested applicants were asked to send their resumés to Gift's mother at which they'd be contacted if they made the cut.
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